The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to see when people fart.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power of words

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!