The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to be dead

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to be able to blow air

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!