The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!