The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to cry acid tears

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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Acid pee

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!