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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go
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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.
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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop
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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.
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The power to poop standing up
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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it
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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.
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The ability to control water but only when it is raining
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The power to get your comment 1st
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The power of reading your own mind.
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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.
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to have a face with the power to attract fists
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The power to jump 1 inch higher.
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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.
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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.
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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.
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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes
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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.
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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.
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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.
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The ability to not talk.
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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.
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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.
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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!