The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to die at will.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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Third armpit.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power to see the present

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!