The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to die

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The power to exist

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!