The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!