The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!