The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to walk on two legs

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!