The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to dislike this power

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to hate nature

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the power to spell words wrong

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!