The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power to fail at everything you

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to stay a virgin

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!