The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to bleed

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!