The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to write a country song

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!