The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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the power to be in AA.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!