the power to see the present

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to jump face first

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to go suicide

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the power to dislike this power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!