Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to lose this power.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!