The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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the power to get in the van

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!