The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the power to read something without looking at it

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Acid pee

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!