To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to like this power

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!