The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to be powerless

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the power to be able to blow air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!