The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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the power to remember th...

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to shit brix

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The power to catch em all

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The power of exact change

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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the power to not have power

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!