The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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the power to control urine

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!