You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The ability to go 100% slower

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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wast your time on the computer

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!