The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the ability to become black.

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to in power your self

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to control sloths

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The power to think salmon.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!