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To call me maybe
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the power to not finish your
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The power to not yawn after someone else does.
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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"
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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice
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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.
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The power to sneeze scissors
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The power to cease to exist at birth!
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The ability to fart inwards.
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The power to do nothing/
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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.
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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals
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the power to kill yourself at will
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The power to only be drunk while driving.
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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.
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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability
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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.
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The power to fly but only in an airplane.
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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind
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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.
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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write
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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.
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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it
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The power to fall up.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!