The power to change your emotions at will

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to fall up.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!