The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!