the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to see forever

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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Super-slowness

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!