The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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Grass eating

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The Power to Combust

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to repel women.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to exist

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!