The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The ability to smell with your hands

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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the power to get in the van

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!