the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to lose this power.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to have a power.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!