The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!