DIY LOL
DIY Fail
LOLercoasters
Meanwhile In
Tattoo Failure
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
174
175
176
177
178
179
180
181
182
…
Next ›
Last »
The power to see through windows
thumb_up
thumb_down
-5
The power to make dad jokes.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-19
the power to win any shit eating contest.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-25
The power to die at will.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+170
The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+160
The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+154
The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock
thumb_up
thumb_down
+148
The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+132
The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+126
The power to explode on demand.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+126
The power to emit contagious yawns.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+126
The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,
thumb_up
thumb_down
+120
The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit
thumb_up
thumb_down
+114
The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+108
The ability to see everything in black and white.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+98
The ability to explode. With no healing factor.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+98
32% Levitation.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+94
The power to communicate with earthworms.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+90
the pouwer giv mee gramr
thumb_up
thumb_down
+86
the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead
thumb_up
thumb_down
+84
The power to kill yourself
thumb_up
thumb_down
+84
The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+84
The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times
thumb_up
thumb_down
+82
The power to ejaculate lazer beams...
thumb_up
thumb_down
+76
« First
‹ Prev
…
174
175
176
177
178
179
180
181
182
…
Next ›
Last »
Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
