the power to go into a coma

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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A good Kisser

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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32% Levitation.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!