power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

The power to lose the remote.

The power to change the shape of any object at will

The power to predict the present

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

The power to vote on useless superpowers

The power to be called justin bieber

The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

the power to die at will

The power to know that Han Solo dies

The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!