The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to not exist.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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the power to fly for a second

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!