The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to dance really well

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!