the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to see through windows

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!