The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to pee poop

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to create powers

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to die at will.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to have a power.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to eat your own face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!