- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

The power to not get shit dick

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to breath Oxygen

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to turn anything you touch into old.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

the power to fart the alphebet

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

Pointless Super Powers