The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to see forever

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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A good Kisser

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!