The power to see who is writing these powers

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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the ability to post here

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The power to see through air

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to be a walrus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!