The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to count to infinity.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!