- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to like mass effect 3

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

done something sexual with some type of food?

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to like any show

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

Pointless Super Powers