The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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the power to eat with your butt

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!