The power of learning

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to get in the van

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to jump faster.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!