The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power of bullet atraction

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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To shit bricks.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!