The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to have any power on this site.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!