The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to not see ads

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to explode on demand.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to grow one wing

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!