- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

Acid pee

The power to touch your toes

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power of self mind control

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

Pointless Super Powers