- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to go hibernate at winter.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power of women's rights.

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The power to eat nandos

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

the power to be wrong

the power to sneeze cum

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power to push a door that only pulls.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to be powerless

the power to inhale and exhale air

Pointless Super Powers