(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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hello

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The Power to Power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!