- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

the ability to look into your brain

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The power to pee poop

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to push "pull" doors

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

Pointless Super Powers