the power to spell words wrong

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to transform into baby food.

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to do nothing

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!