the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to die early.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!