The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!