PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to become black!

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power of love

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to control mealworms

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!