The power to have a power

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power of self mind control

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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Being a freemason

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to swim in water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!