- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power to open doors that are already open

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to die at any moment you want.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to see oxygen.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

anything Aquaman does

The power to take edible shits.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

Pointless Super Powers