- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power of bad luck

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

Delayed Reaction Man

having the same super powers as batman!

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to be powerless

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

the power to complete math exercises

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power of self mind control

The power to drown on land.

Pointless Super Powers