The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!