The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to be an idiot.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!