- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

understanding every language only if you get insulted

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

to spelle caretly

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

Acid pee

The power to touch your toes

The power of self mind control

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

Pointless Super Powers