- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The power to explode on demand.

The ability to fart like a zombie.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The power to let someone control your dick

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to kill yourself

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

the power to turn retarted

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

Pointless Super Powers