The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!