The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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To be able to summon old people

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to never get drunk

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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To pee standing up.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!